Larkiyon Se Dil Lagana
LarKiyon Se Dil LaGana Ik Bhool HY
LarKiyo K Piche Jana Fazool HY
Jis Din Kisi Larki Ne ApKo Keh Dia "I LOVE U"
To Samajh Lena Us Din
APRIL-FOOL HY.
Best Day To Propose A Girl
Hey U Know
Which Is The Best Day To Propose A Girl.. April 1
U Know Why??
If She Accept Its Your Luck
Otherwise Just Tell April Foooooll.
I M Sending This Fool Msg
I M Sending This Fool Msg
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”APRIL FOOL”
31st March Or 1st April
31st March Or 1st April
Fool Is Fool Dosnt Matter.
Wishing Very Happy, Prosperous And Joyful
Fool Day To The King Of Fools.. :)
Plz Go To Creat Message
Plz Go To Creat Message
Then Open T9 ON DICTANARY OPTION
Then Type This Number & See The Magic
277451366514612382623
U R A 1st Fool Of 2010
Plz Open This
After 1 Days At Thursday.
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I Know U Can’t Wait.
So Congratz.
U R A 1st FOOL Of 2010.
April Fool In Advance
U Are A Bitch
U Are A BITCH
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious
R U Smiling Now?
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*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*
After 2 Days Its 1st April
Am Going To U.S.A.
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Dont Worry The Flight Is After 2 Days
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Surprised?
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After 2 Days It’s 1st April,
U R 1st Fool Of 2010
Jhoot Bolne Walon Par Allah Ki Lanat
Quraan Pak Main Irshad E Rabaani Hai "JHOOT BOLNE WALON PAR ALLAH KI LANAT" 1st April Ko Jan Boojh Kar Jhoot Bola Jayga Or Jhoot Bol Kar Khshi Manaayi Jayegi Yani Khuda Ki Lanat Par B Muslman Khushi Mnayga Khudara Jtna Hske Yai Msg Har Jaga Pchao Jhoot Boalne Se Muslmno Ko Roko Khuda Apko Is Ka Ajar Dga.
Short Summary Of 1st April
SHORT SUMMARY OF 1ST APRIL
Spain Per Qabza Hua To
Muslims Ko Christians Nay Wada Ker K
Ship Main Sawar Kiya
Or Kaha K App Hifazat Sat AFRICA Chalay Jao Gy.
Lakin Jab Ship Sea Main Gaya To Christian
Na Muslims Ko Zinda Jala Dia.
THEY CELEBRATE THIS DAY IN THE MEMORY
OF MAKING MUSLIMS FOOL.
So Don’t Celebrate
Happy April Fool Day
Yar Ma Na Suna Ha K 32 March Ko Minar Pakistan Gira Rhay Hain.
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Magar Yar 32 March To Hota Hi Nai.
Happy April Fool Day.
April 1st
A Day Will Come Wen D Whole World Wil Celebrte
Ur Name,
Ur Fame,
Ur Thoughts,
Ur Ideas,
But U Hav 2 Wait For 1 Day
Till Ur Birthday ; April 1st
What Should We Do On 1st Night
WHAT SHOULD WE DO ON 1ST NIGHT?
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WHAT SHOULD WE DO ON THE 1ST NIGHT OF April,2009. KYA SOCH RAHE Thay
Yar I M Going To Dubai
Yar I M Going To Dubai
Dont Worry The Flight Is After 30 Days
Surprised?
After 28 Days Is 1st April,
U Ar 1st Fool Of 2009...
Hum Nay April Fool Manay
Hum Nay April Fool Manay To On Ko Gosa Aya Hamra Kiya Kasoor
Zamnay Ka Kasoor Jis Nay Yeh Dastoor Banya.
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I Dont Think So
I Don't Think So ...
You Are A Fool
But
What's My Opinion Compared To
That Of Thousands Of Others ... =P ;->
Sibbi Ki Garmi Ki Kasam
Sibbi Ki Garmi Ki Kasam...
Murree Ki Sardi Ki Kasam...
Musharaf Ki Vardi Ki Kasam...
Adnan Sami Ki Charbi Ki Kasam...
"U R Very FooL . . . . ;->
Once A Fool Always A Fool
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Pressing For What? Once A Fool Always A Fool..
April Fool Ko Msg Dhoond Raha Hay
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BEWAQOOF Kahin KA
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April Fool Ko Msg Dhoond Raha HAy :-)
A Day Wil Cum Wen Da Whole World Wil
MY FRIEND
A Day Wil Cum Wen Da Whole World Wil Celebrate Ur Personality,
Ur Thoughts,
Ur Ideas &Amp; Ur Talent
BeLieve ME
&Amp;
The Day Wil B
1st APRIL:D
Plz Go To Creat Message
Plz Go To Creat Message
Then Open T9 ON DICTANARY OPTION
Then Type This Number &Amp; See The Magic
277451366514612382623
Fool Ne
FOOL Ne
FOOLon Ki
FOOLWARI Main
FOOL Ke Saath Wish Kiya Hai
U R The Most
BEAUTIFOOL
WONDERFOOL
And ColorFOOL
Amngst All FOOL?S
HAPPY APRIL FOOL?S DAY
HAPPY APRIL FOOL - 2009!!!
Today If Anyone Praises U 4 Ur
Today If Anyone Praises U 4 UR:
1.SMARTNESS
2.NATURE
3.STYLE
4.ATTITUTE
Kick Them
How Dare They
Can Fool U
Before APRIL 1st?.;-≫
31st March Or 1st April
31st March Or 1st April
Fool Is Fool Dosnt Matter.
Wishing Very Happy, Prosperous And Joyful
Fool Day To The King Of Fools?;-≫
Aprilfool Aprilfool
Jab Tum Aine Ke Paas Jate Ho To Aina Kehta Hai
Beautiful Beautiful?
Aur Jab Tum Aine Se Dur Jate Ho To Aina Kahata Hai
? Aprilfool, Aprilfool ?
I M Sending This Fool Msg
I M SendinG This Fool Msg
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2 All Fools
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?APRIL FOOL?
Which Is The Best Day To Propose A Girl
Hey U Know Which Is The Best Day To Propose A Girl? April 1
U Know Why??
If She Accept Its Your Luck Otherwise Just Tell April Foooooll
Aisa Hai Dostana Hamara
Aisa Hai Dostana Hamara,
Mein Kisti Tu Kinara ,
Mai Dhanush Tu Teer ,
Mai Matar Tu Paneer ,
Mein Barish Tu Badal ,
Mai Rajma Tu Chawal,
Mein Hot Tu Cool ,
Mai April Tu Fool
Fool Se Fool Ne Foolon Ki Foolwari Me
FOOL Se FOOL Ne FOOLon Ki FOOLwari Me, FOOL K Sath Wish Kiya,?U R The Most BeautiFOOL,WonderFOOL &Amp; ColorFOOL Amongst All FOOLS??..!!!!!!!
Aliens Have Contacted The Earth
ALIENS HAVE CONTACTED THE EARTH?
JUST WATCH THE NEWS AND SEE IT?.
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ONE MORE THING ADVANCE MEIN HAPPY APRIL FOOL..!
Anewala Kal Tumhara Hai
Anewala Kal Tumhara Hai..
TumharaTha..
Tumhara Hi Rhega..
Us Pr Tumhara Hi Haq Hai..
SochoKyon?
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Kyuki Kal 1st APRIL Hai..
HAPPY FOOLs DAY
If Some Body Says
If Some Body Says
U R Intellegent
U R Smart
U R Handsome
U R Cute
Than Give Him A Slap,
And Tel Him / Her
To Day Is 26th March
NOT FIRST APRIL.
Plz Open This Msg After 6 Days
Plz Open This Msg. After 6 Days, On Tuesday
I Know U Can?T Wait,
So,
CONGRATZ !!
U R D FIRST FOOL OF 2008,
APRILFOOL
In Advnce?
Tamam Bewaqufon Ko Ittala Di Jati Hai
Tamam Bewaqufon
Ko Ittala Di Jati Hai?
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Aap To Aise Parh Rahe Hen
Jaise Ye Ittala Aap K Liye Ho
I Am Your Girlfriend
I Am Your Girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
Theek Kaha Na ?
In Short I Am Your S.I.S.T.E.R. :P
Happy April Fools Day
In Hasino Se Rasme Wafa
In Hasino Se Rasme Wafa
Or Dil Lagana Sarasar Bhool Hai…
Jis Din Ye Ikrar Karen Mohabbat Ka,
Samajh Lena Us Din APRIL FOOL Hai…!
Sardar Got Into A Bus On 1st April
Sardar Got Into A Bus On 1st April
When Conductor Asked For Ticket.
He Gave Rs.10/-
And Took The Ticket And Said April Fool.
I Have Pass.
Wo Basheer Thori Tha
Ek Bacha Apni Mummy Se Bola K..
Mummy Aap Ko Pata Hai Noker BASHEER Hamari Masi NOORA Ko Hamare Papa Ke Bedroom Me Nanga Kr Ke Uski Tangon K Beech Wale Hole Me Apna Tangon Ka Beech Wala DANDA Ghusa Raha Tha..
Mummy Chilla Kr Boli:
Use Sharam Nahi Aati, Bache K Samne Aisi Harkat Krte Hue, Me Abhi Uski Khabar LeTi Hoon..
Achanak Bacha Taalia BajaTe Hue Bola:
"Mummy April Fool, April Fool Wo BASHEER Thori Tha, Wo Tou PAPA The... ;->
Yesmyes
Begger: Give Me One Rupee
Gentleman:why
Begger:i Am Poor
Gentleman:i Am Also Poor
Begger:then Take This One Rupee And Make Festival
Ring Your Friend
Ring Your Friend Before He / She Goes To Work And Say " I'm So Sorry To Hear You Got Fired ! " - Act Surprised They Didn't Know Yet.
Clingfilm
Place Cling-Film Over The Toilet Seat - An Old Prank But A Good One !
Wet A Tissue
Wet A Tissue With Milk And Run Around Holding The Tissue To Your Eye Pretending You Stuck Your Pen In Your Eye, When Somebody Comes Close, Squeeze The Tissue To Make The Milk Spurt Out All Over The Place
Email Newsletter
Sign Somebody Up To An Embarrasing Email Newsletter.
Go Around The Office
Go Around The Office And Tell Random People That A Particular Person (E.G. Your Friend) Wanted Them To Drop Over At 11am - They Will Be Surprised When 50 People Drop Around To Their Cubicle At Once.
Start A Rumour
Start A Rumour That Your Company Is Being Taken Over And Loads Of Staff Will Be Made Redundant. Watch The Onset Of Panic.
Put Loads Of Pencil
Put Loads Of Pencil (Scribble And Really Build Up The Graphite) On A Piece Of Paper And Then Rub Around The Eye And Upper Jaw. Then Go Around The Office And Say You Were Hit Beacuse You Didn't Get The Report In On Time.
Get A Universal Remote Control
Get A Universal Remote Control And Turn The Volume Up On All The TVs In Your Local TV Shop, While Standing Nearby. Try Be Covert So You Can Keep Doing It.
Manager
If You Are A Manager Or Have Employees Under You, Send People Looking For Made Up Items Such As The Dehydrated Water, The Hydraulic Cement Humidifier, The Double Sided Transperencies, A Fallopian Tube, The Blunt Knife, A Glass Hammer.
If You Work In A Restaurant
If You Work In A Restaurant, Tell All Employees That Due To New Fiar Trade Regulations, Each Serving Of Fries Or Chips Must Contain Exactly 257 Pieces.
During Lunch
During Lunch, Say To Your Friend, "Sorry To Hear About Your Partner, (Pause) I Suppose You Had To Find Out About The Affair Sooner Or Later - The Whole Office Knew About 2 Months Ago."
Another Persons Office
Get Access To Another Person's Office, Cubicle Or Room, And Move The Entire Contents Of It To Another Location Or Even Just Outside The Door. Another Variation Is To Turn All Objects In The Room The Opposite Direction.
Few Replacements
Do A Few Replacements ... Substitute Gravy Instead Of Coffee Granules !
The Result Next Morning Will Be Fun
If Your Last One Out Of The Office, Empty Multiple Packs Of Jello Or Gelatine Into The Toliets - The Result Next Morning Will Be Fun
Daily Cup Of Coffee
Break A Chilli Pepper And Rub It A Few Times On Mugs And Cups .. Adds Spice To The Daily Cup Of Coffee.
If You Have A Digital Camera
If You Have A Digital Camera, Take A Picture Of The Toilet, Then Plug In Your Digital Camera Into A PC Or TV (Using TV-Out) And Get The Picture On Screen. When You See People Coming Out Of The Toilets, Start Laughing Out Loud And Pointing. The Person Will Come And See The Picture And Think You Saw Them In There !
Watch The Fun
Switch The Signs For Mens And Ladies Toilets ... Watch The Fun
You Bitch
U Are A...
B. I. T. C. H.
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Horny
R U Smiling Now?
*YOU BITCH*
When You Turn Your Phone Off
WARNING ! ! !
This Is A VIRUS . . .
When You Turn Your Phone Off It WON"T WORK AGAIN
Heart Attack
Hi,
Doing Nothing?
Then Make A Place,
4 Me In Ur Heart!!
I May Come There Any Time!
Ur"S Faithfully,
"HeArT ATtAcK"
Catch Another Fool
A Study Has Proved That All Fools Use Their THUMB While Reading A SMS.
Now Its 2 Late Dont Try 2 Change Ur Finger! Catch Another Fool!
Dont Mind
I Want U To Know That U Are Very Important To Me, It"S Impossible For Me To Live Without U Even 4 A Second! U R My Life & I Can Feel U Everywhere.... DON"T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...
99100 Idiots
Fact1: You Can Not Touch Your Lower Lip With Your Tounge...
Fact2: After Reading This, 99/100 Idiots Would Try It..
Troubles
You Are One Of The Most CUTE Persons In The World!!
Just A Second, Don"T Misunderstand.
CUTE Means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere...
1
You Are Equal To Sixty James Bond!
How??
007 * 60 = 420
You Cheers
For Pepsi "Shahrukh"
For Coke "Aamir"
For Mirinda "Vivek"
For Fanta "Rani"
& For Thums Up "Akshay"
Don"T Worry
For Bante Wala Soda "You"
Cheers !!!
Rumours
U R The One Who Is CHARMING
U R The One Who Is INTELLIGENT
U R The One Who Is CUTE
And I Am The One Who Is Spreading These RUMOURS.
How Sweetly I Lie
So Sweet Is Ur SMILE???
So Sweet Is Ur STYLE???
So Sweet Is Ur VOICE???
So Sweet Is Ur EYE?????
See .......How Sweetly I LIE.
You Cheers
For Pepsi "Shahrukh"
For Coke "Aamir"
For Mirinda "Vivek"
For Fanta "Rani"
& For Thums Up "Akshay"
Don"T Worry
For Bante Wala Soda "You"
Cheers !!!
When Things
When Things Go Wrong
When Sadness Fills Your Heart
When Tears Flow In Your Eyes
Always Remember 3 Things
1) I Am With You
2) You Have Money
3) Bar Is Open, Lets Go.
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